Reesh Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 (edited) His errors are a regular occurrence so I thought I'd make a thread to highlight them going forward..... Today's belter Edited October 15, 2023 by Reesh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylluan Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 It's not even a Joe Crann 'original'. It's almost word for word identical to one online two hours earlier, except Jordan Cross gets Danny Cowley's name right. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/wonderful-opportunity-former-portsmouth-huddersfield-town-and-lincoln-city-boss-on-return-at-sheffield-wednesday-and-bradford-city-4360959 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirstys 12th Pint Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Leave poor Joe alone. It must be tough thrown in the deep end on your YTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billysboy Posted October 5, 2023 Share Posted October 5, 2023 Hes absolutely fucking solid, no wonder he posts on stalk where of course he's adored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoylandOwl Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 I don't know Joe, people speak highly of him... But errors like these can be attributed to the editor. It's not necessarily his error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 6, 2023 Author Share Posted October 6, 2023 13 minutes ago, HoylandOwl said: I don't know Joe, people speak highly of him... But errors like these can be attributed to the editor. It's not necessarily his error. Not hard, anyone about 5ft5 is taller than him. Don't defend the plagiarising work he does, the fact he trawls Stalk should say it all, and the fact he wears a cap indoors is an immediate red flag. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank_Owl2,0 Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 I like the “wears a cap indoors” particularly. It’s cost cutting to keep it going. Paradoxically I think the managers and players over recent years have given less away about the actual football so the journalists make bits up and nationally report on the personalities and private life. Theyd be better just reporting on the football and analysis of the games. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
80s Owl Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 27 minutes ago, Tank_Owl2,0 said: I like the “wears a cap indoors” particularly. It’s cost cutting to keep it going. Paradoxically I think the managers and players over recent years have given less away about the actual football so the journalists make bits up and nationally report on the personalities and private life. Theyd be better just reporting on the football and analysis of the games. Click bait has ruined journalism, they have to root out negatives and speculation as it generates nore traffic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelters Posted October 6, 2023 Share Posted October 6, 2023 Yeah I think he’s just one of many. Same with the journos down here, they just trawl social media and messageboards then rehash it as news, using people like Maguire to give them a flaky opinion that they think carries weight. Just the way it is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 "Manuel Neuter" well done Joe ya bald cap wearing prick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 The famous Spanish Eunuch 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylluan Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 It's fucking unbelievable that Crann doesn't proof read his copy before posting, nevermind anyone monitoring the website at the Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greno Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Reesh said: "Manuel Neuter" well done Joe ya bald cap wearing prick Was this both at the same time, or did he swap rooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lobster Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 If Crann was any good he would not be working for The Star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Reesh said: "Manuel Neuter" well done Joe ya bald cap wearing prick He aint the dog's bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamOwl Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Reesh said: "Manuel Neuter" well done Joe ya bald cap wearing prick Thought he was Italian reading that second sentence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling_Wolf Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 10 minutes ago, Jim said: He aint the dog's bollocks. 😖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 11 minutes ago, LiamOwl said: Thought he was Italian reading that second sentence. Baldio Cuntio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 He's on to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirstys 12th Pint Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 (edited) Seems to like Reesh !!! Edited October 14, 2023 by Hirstys 12th Pint 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billysboy Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Hirstys 12th Pint said: By the way Joe, yer wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hirstys 12th Pint said: Seems to like Reesh !!! Wouldn't surprise me....blocks you though so you have no right of reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 (edited) Three typos long. So half an average JC article then. Not a journalist btw. Social media magpie. Ever read an article by him about the team, tactics etc? Edited October 14, 2023 by Andyben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 (edited) Did he address copying the Portsmouth article? Edited October 14, 2023 by Andyben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Andyben said: Did he address copying the Plymouth article? Portsmouth weren't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Carnaby said: Wouldn't The Star have sacked him if he were shit at his job? Based on the fact that he hasn't been sacked, I guess we can conclude that you are wrong and he isn't shit at his job. I think he is good at his job, works incredibly hard and demonstrates immense patience and restraint when faced with dullards. What's the deal in trying to start a pile on? If you don't like his output, then don't look at it. It's not rocket science (luckily). Fuck off Joe you're fooling no one you dullard. I actually think the local press across the board is pretty poor thankfully it seems the Star will not be around in the not too distant future, we all yearn for the days of proper journalism by the likes of Les Payne and Paul Thompson. Edited October 14, 2023 by Reesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Hey Joe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Carnaby said: Sorry... Misjudged the level of debate here. Enjoy yourselves and try not to trip over your tongues, or graze your knuckles on the floor. OK petal. Don't let the door slap you on the arse on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supercockle Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Carnaby said: Wouldn't The Star have sacked him if he were shit at his job? Based on the fact that he hasn't been sacked, I guess we can conclude that you are wrong and he isn't shit at his job. I think he is good at his job, works incredibly hard and demonstrates immense patience and restraint when faced with dullards. What's the deal in trying to start a pile on? If you don't like his output, then don't look at it. It's not rocket science (luckily). Hi Joe Great to see you. Like you, I like wearing a cap indoors, albeit I prefer a flat cap so as not to confuse people that I think I’m younger than I am. I wouldn’t take the criticism of your journalistic talents to heart. They’re only teasing you for your inability to check facts, names and spelling before publishing articles. Don’t let it bother you too much. Edited October 14, 2023 by Supercockle Touché 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 Douchebags? That's an instant ban you weird ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billysboy Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 38 minutes ago, Andyben said: Hey Joe Feel uneasy a song by a God (Jimi Hendricks) is mentioned in a thread about a prick (Joe Crann) but that's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyOwl Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Get the custard creams out Barb it’s all kicking off on X (Twitter) 😂😂😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 Just now, HappyOwl said: Get the custard creams out Barb it’s all kicking off on X (Twitter) 😂😂😂 I'm no longer on there. Thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyOwl Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 FYI 😂😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billysboy Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 "Wouldnt The Star have sacked him" genuine question, does shit sack shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gleadless Owl Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 21 minutes ago, Billysboy said: Feel uneasy a song by a God (Jimi Hendricks) is mentioned in a thread about a prick (Joe Crann) but that's just me. Related to Jeff? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billysboy Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, Gleadless Owl said: Related to Jeff? Far better midfielder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billysboy Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Jimi I mean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billysboy Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, Billysboy said: Jimi I mean. Hendricks, Hendrick, their names are totally different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 14, 2023 Author Share Posted October 14, 2023 5 minutes ago, Billysboy said: Hendricks, Hendrick, their names are totally different. Hendrix for Jimi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkowl Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 The fact he posts on Stalk says everything about his inabilities 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling_Wolf Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 54 minutes ago, mkowl said: The fact he posts on Stalk says everything about his inabilities So he didn't die at 27? 😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted October 15, 2023 Author Share Posted October 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, Neville Facking Bartos said: I don’t read much of his articles, just the way of the world now so can’t have too much of an opinion on his abilities. I have heard him in PC’s though and don’t mind his questioning, generally asks the questions RS miss. Not sure this thread is a good look for the forum though if he’s sharing screenshots of it Well that's fine cos it doesn't matter what you think. I was tempted to change the title to The Star, a Shit paper these days.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkowl Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Neville Facking Bartos said: I don’t read much of his articles, just the way of the world now so can’t have too much of an opinion on his abilities. I have heard him in PC’s though and don’t mind his questioning, generally asks the questions RS miss. Not sure this thread is a good look for the forum though if he’s sharing screenshots of it The beauty of this forum is no one here generally gives a shit if others don't like us 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling_Wolf Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 26 minutes ago, mkowl said: The beauty of this forum is no one here generally gives a shit if others don't like us Have we been taken over by Millwall fans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winco Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 #notforsnowflakes 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winco Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Can’t remember last time I bought a star it’s shite. I buy the Sun everyday anyway. Sport on Sundays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greno Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 23 minutes ago, Winco said: Can’t remember last time I bought a star it’s shite. I buy the Sun everyday anyway. Sport on Sundays. Nice to see you using your Sundays for intellectual pursuits 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirstys 12th Pint Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 4 hours ago, Neville Facking Bartos said: I don’t read much of his articles, just the way of the world now so can’t have too much of an opinion on his abilities. I have heard him in PC’s though and don’t mind his questioning, generally asks the questions RS miss. Not sure this thread is a good look for the forum though if he’s sharing screenshots of it Some surprisingly negative comments about the forum which surprises me. Lot of love for Reesh though 🤔. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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