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Reesh

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I've had a bit of a mare the past 3 weeks or so with the laptop. My old one gave up the ghost but I managed to get it repaired and the missus has claimed it, so I treated myself to a brand spanking new one.  I've sworn to keep it organised and tidy as I transferred all my old stuff over which was kept in an unadulterated mess. Anyway, I digress. Just happened upon these two gems which you've all probably seen previously but they're still good and in light of our recent signing from that dark place I thought I'd post in the hope they cross his path somewhere along the line.

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4 hours ago, Skamp said:

Tina Holby

You decide which version you'd like at your bedside

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1 minute ago, Beaconowl said:

At my age, either would be fine, thanks 

At Skamp's age, if he selects the second option, he's likely to need the first option very soon afterwards

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50 minutes ago, Skamp said:

Can you freeze milk?

Buy in bulk now before your take home pay turns sour after this bottle of milk does likewise.

Or simply ignore this piece of shite advice, as it comes from someone who has clearly been asleep during the last 14 years of incompetent governance, who believes what he reads in the Daily Mail and still hasn’t quite grasped that we’ve never been taxed as much, or fallen behind earnings wise, as we have under this shower of shit of a government! 😂

Only thing sour (and clearly bitter) is you! 😂

Looking forward to opening my nice bottle of Möet (in fact fuck it, I might even get a case of Krug in) to celebrate the ousting of this complete and utter shower of shit on 5 July! 🤣🍾🥂

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7 hours ago, Bellsview said:

Looking forward to opening my nice bottle of Möet (in fact fuck it, I might even get a case of Krug in)

Champagne socialism at its finest.

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6 minutes ago, Reesh said:

Oi fuckwits.... politics in the thread on the other board.

 

This is for inappropriate stuff!

Like the video of Cherie Blair and a magnum of the aptly named Pol Roger?

Gimme a few minutes to dig it out

 

...as she said to Tony 

 

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1 minute ago, Andyben said:

Like the video of Cherie Blair and a magnum of the aptly named Pol Roger?

Gimme a few minutes to dig it out

 

...as she said to Tony 

 

Well she screwed the system thanks to her husband

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1 hour ago, Alan Finney said:

 

This should be shown on every available media outlet...

AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN...

Until something gets done about it.

Footballers (very loosely termed) are the worst sportsmen on the entire planet.

Ws

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