Reesh Posted September 17 Author Share Posted September 17 The seven dwarfs always left to go to work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine. One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived. 'Hello...Hello !' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello !' For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?' Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, " I BELIEVED KEIR STARMER" Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skamp Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 Meanwhile in the Middle East 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaconowl Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 32 minutes ago, Skamp said: Meanwhile in the Middle East I see that walkie talkies are now subject to exploding 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpworthOwl Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 31 minutes ago, Beaconowl said: I see that walkie talkies are now subject to exploding 🤣 Whoosh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaconowl Posted September 18 Share Posted September 18 2 minutes ago, EpworthOwl said: Whoosh Not really, pagers yesterday, walkie talkies today. You can stand down 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mkowl Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago I mean I know this is for inappropriate jokes so not really the right place - but I do feel there should be a thread for things in modern life that fuck you off. Not politics or the obvious woke stuff. But shit like the fact October now brings "boo baskets" and nowt to do with watching Wednesday but boo in what ghosts do - so prelude to Halloween. Bad enough that Halloween follows the American shite but where the fuck did this come from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skamp Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 35 minutes ago, mkowl said: I mean I know this is for inappropriate jokes so not really the right place - but I do feel there should be a thread for things in modern life that fuck you off. Not politics or the obvious woke stuff. But shit like the fact October now brings "boo baskets" and nowt to do with watching Wednesday but boo in what ghosts do - so prelude to Halloween. Bad enough that Halloween follows the American shite but where the fuck did this come from. Christmas Eve Boxes. End of conversation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted 13 hours ago Author Share Posted 13 hours ago 9 hours ago, mkowl said: I mean I know this is for inappropriate jokes so not really the right place - but I do feel there should be a thread for things in modern life that fuck you off. Not politics or the obvious woke stuff. But shit like the fact October now brings "boo baskets" and nowt to do with watching Wednesday but boo in what ghosts do - so prelude to Halloween. Bad enough that Halloween follows the American shite but where the fuck did this come from. Woman at work just told me her 29 year old son is doing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling_Wolf Posted 8 hours ago Share Posted 8 hours ago Supermarket ad yesterday: "Christmas is just around the corner..." It's two and a half months away, ffs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 6 hours ago, Reesh said: Woman at work just told me her 29 year old son is doing this. She's probably still bathing him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkowl Posted 4 hours ago Share Posted 4 hours ago 8 hours ago, Reesh said: Woman at work just told me her 29 year old son is doing this. I should have given a honest work reference and spared you that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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