Welcome new folks to OO

[HoylandOwl]

Just noticed we've had a few people signup in the last couple of weeks who've not posted, so, just wanted to say if you're one of them... 

WELCOME. 

We won't bite! Get involved. 

[Reesh]

Unless you're a ****

[Supercockle]

34 minutes ago, Reesh said:

Unless you're a ****

That’s should settle any nerves. 

[HoylandOwl]

44 minutes ago, Reesh said:

Unless you're a ****

Unless you're a 4 star person. LOL

[mkowlthesexynewversion]

9 hours ago, Reesh said:

Unless you're a ****

Didn't stop me 😉

[Germanbird]

Hi. Thanks for the kind welcome 😊

[Reesh]

^^^^^

 

Some **** taking the piss?

[Germanbird]

Ups... didn't realize that I'm the one, who isn't welcome 😲

I'm an England fan, if that helps?

Not my fault that I was born in Germany, is it??

[Germanbird]

Just now, Professor Plum said:

No, she posts on Woketalk.

Welcome to the site @Germanbird although words like "thanks", "kind" and "welcome" aren't standard words of the vocabulary of this site. I'll PM you details of the posters to keep at arms length.😂

Thinking about it, be easier to PM details of the ones to trust.😂😂😂

 

I used to post there.  Have been banned and I don't see any way back. Looking for asylum

[mkowlthesexynewversion]

4 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

 

I used to post there.  Have been banned and I don't see any way back. Looking for asylum

I would take that as a badge of honour being banned by Owlstalk 

Most of us on here have 😃

[Billysboy]

9 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

 

I used to post there.  Have been banned and I don't see any way back. Looking for asylum

Read some of your posts on there always well constructed and thought out, what you get banned for? Anyway welcome but don't miss spell any players names🙄

[HoylandOwl]

14 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

Ups... didn't realize that I'm the one, who isn't welcome 😲

I'm an England fan, if that helps?

Not my fault that I was born in Germany, is it??

Don’t stress. It’s fine. **** is an endearing term around here 🤣

[HoylandOwl]

Just now, Billysboy said:

Read some of your posts on there always well constructed and thought out, what you get banned for? Anyway welcome but don't miss spell any players names🙄

Doesn’t matter. 

[Billysboy]

3 minutes ago, HoylandOwl said:

Doesn’t matter. 

Yeh your right, just amazed having seen her posts on there,never came across as misinformed or argumentative.

[Reesh]

24 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

Ups... didn't realize that I'm the one, who isn't welcome 😲

I'm an England fan, if that helps?

Not my fault that I was born in Germany, is it??

Sorry but due to my Polish heritage anything German makes my shit itch.

[Billysboy]

9 minutes ago, Reesh said:

Sorry but due to my Polish heritage anything German makes my shit itch.

Always had you down as an Audi driver😅

[Germanbird]

15 minutes ago, Billysboy said:

Read some of your posts on there always well constructed and thought out, what you get banned for? Anyway welcome but don't miss spell any players names🙄

I really didn't post anything wrong or offensive. There was a visitor from Sunderland and I agreed with another poster that I do like guests, but that I couldn't understand, why he would visit regularly on our forum. This harmless post got deleted as well as all my following posts, asking why Neil has deleted this post. Explanation from Owlstalk was that I had derailed from the OP topic and therefore got deleted. After some nagging Neil got fed up with me and banned me.

I'm really a friendly person, if you accept my on owlsonline

[Billysboy]

3 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

I really didn't post anything wrong or offensive. There was a visitor from Sunderland and I agreed with another poster that I do like guests, but that I couldn't understand, why he would visit regularly on our forum. This harmless post got deleted as well as all my following posts, asking why Neil has deleted this post. Explanation from Owlstalk was that I had derailed from the OP topic and therefore got deleted. After some nagging Neil got fed up with me and banned me.

I'm really a friendly person, if you accept my on owlsonline

Usual reason then, site owner being a twat.

[Germanbird]

29 minutes ago, Professor Plum said:

😂😂😂 You're better off here, just beware of the locals and don't take anything to heart and you'll grow to love it, well that might be pushing it a bit. But you will feel released from the shackles of wokeness.

sounds good! 😀

[Otto_Man]

2 hours ago, mkowlthesexynewversion said:

I would take that as a badge of honour being banned by Owlstalk 

Most of us on here have 😃

5 years since I unilaterally banned myself. Best thing I ever did.

Posted 3 times since when that kid Jambler unfortunately passed

[Reesh]

19 minutes ago, Neville Facking Bartos said:

You not got your German Shepherd anymore? 

Never had a German Shepherd

 

[Reesh]

16 minutes ago, Neville Facking Bartos said:

Your Alsatian then 😄

I don't own an alsatian either.

 

He's a border collie FFS

[EastCraigsOwl]

2 hours ago, Reesh said:

He's a border collie FFS

From the Scottish Borders. Excellent 🙂

[mkowlthesexynewversion]

8 hours ago, Germanbird said:

I really didn't post anything wrong or offensive. There was a visitor from Sunderland and I agreed with another poster that I do like guests, but that I couldn't understand, why he would visit regularly on our forum. This harmless post got deleted as well as all my following posts, asking why Neil has deleted this post. Explanation from Owlstalk was that I had derailed from the OP topic and therefore got deleted. After some nagging Neil got fed up with me and banned me.

I'm really a friendly person, if you accept my on owlsonline

Quite mild banning that, 

Anyway please feel free to start the match threads which I noticed you did on OT on occasion

[Andyben]

8 hours ago, mkowlthesexynewversion said:

I would take that as a badge of honour being banned by Owlstalk 

Most of us on here have 😃

Being banned before I'd even posted is META Talk.

 

 

[Andyben]

8 hours ago, Billysboy said:

Always had you down as an Audi driver😅

They make buses now?

[Andyben]

5 hours ago, Reesh said:

I don't own an alsatian either.

 

He's a border collie FFS

Don't mention ze border 

[mkowlthesexynewversion]

3 minutes ago, Andyben said:

Being banned before I'd even posted is META Talk.

 

 

That was impressive 👏 but that was the Hargreaves fuck bitch M Royds that instigated that 

[mkowlthesexynewversion]

3 minutes ago, Andyben said:

They make buses now?

Vosprung dirk pauperwagon

[Germanbird]

7 minutes ago, mkowlthesexynewversion said:

Quite mild banning that, 

Anyway please feel free to start the match threads which I noticed you did on OT on occasion

Thanks. I'd love to start some match threads as soon as I get a feeling for the expectations and preferences here.

[mkowlthesexynewversion]

Have they told you about the pineapples 🍍

[Germanbird]

Just now, mkowlthesexynewversion said:

Have they told you about the pineapples 🍍

No, I don't know anything yet .

Please enlighten me

[Beaconowl]

2 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

No, I don't know anything yet .

Please enlighten me

Dont go down the same route as a poster on the old site, called Mouse (I think?)

[Germanbird]

5 minutes ago, Beaconowl said:

Dont go down the same route as a poster on the old site, called Mouse (I think?)

I did miss that. I've been there less than one year.  I'm curious now

[mkowlthesexynewversion]

7 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

No, I don't know anything yet .

Please enlighten me

It is a running joke on here, if you start the match thread and we lose then you get pineappled. So the pineapple gets erm inserted into part of your anatomy, so that sitting down may hurt for a few days

 

[mkowlthesexynewversion]

I should perhaps add this is not actually done in practice - which was a major disappointment to one poster - to protect the innocent lets call him Emre 

[Germanbird]

3 minutes ago, mkowlthesexynewversion said:

It is a running joke on here, if you start the match thread and we lose then you get pineappled. So the pineapple gets erm inserted into part of your anatomy, so that sitting down may hurt for a few days

 

😀 Ok, so I'll only will start the thread when I expect us to win

Thanks for the warning

[HoylandOwl]

4 minutes ago, mkowlthesexynewversion said:

I should perhaps add this is not actually done in practice - which was a major disappointment to one poster - to protect the innocent lets call him Emre 

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Owling_Wolf]

11 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

I did miss that. I've been there less than one year.  I'm curious now

You'll fit in then.  There's several on here that are extremely curious. 

[mkowlthesexynewversion]

4 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

😀 Ok, so I'll only will start the thread when I expect us to win

Thanks for the warning

I usually get the short straw and my recent record is shocking

[Germanbird]

Just now, mkowlthesexynewversion said:

I usually get the short straw and my recent record is shocking

In that case I hope your not on duty antime soon 😉

[Billysboy]

3 minutes ago, Professor Plum said:

Talking about match threads, is there any chance of someone putting one up as I have the winning team and formation waiting to go and the longer it's up the better chance DM has of seeing it.

Changing it🤨

[Billysboy]

45 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

Thanks. I'd love to start some match threads as soon as I get a feeling for the expectations and preferences here.

Read some you started on stalk, thought they were quite good, reckon you’ll certainly up the level on here. 

[HappyOwl]

35 minutes ago, Germanbird said:

😀 Ok, so I'll only will start the thread when I expect us to win

Thanks for the warning

I’m suspicious a so called wednesday fan that expects us to win 🤔🤔🤔🤔

never reyt 

welcome anyway and if you do start a match thread can you do it early doors on a Saturday so I can tick it off my superstition check list along with beres pork sandwich buy a losing scratch card bet on Wednesday to win 2-1 and touch my lads brick on the wall of fame 😘

[Tylluan]

Post your team selections on Att's Twitter.  He's more likely to pay attention if they're on there. 

[Skamp]

Fuck me. Its turning into a flitting site now. 

[Reesh]

What the fuck is this thread.

Plum returns and the site goes to shit.

[The Internet]

HI all,

 

I'm The Internet.

I like tits, fanny and The Wednesday.

And I drive an Audi.

[Tylluan]

15 minutes ago, The Internet said:

HI all,

 

I'm The Internet.

I like tits, fanny and The Wednesday.

And I drive an Audi.

Well at least you didn't spell Wednesday with a z. 

Audi? Same company that makes Skoda.

[HoylandOwl]

Welcome Mr Internet.