Beaconowl Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 How the fuck has @Andyben's mate, Southgate, managed to pick Maguire and Henderson for the latest England Squad??? Give me strength 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Trent in midfield after getting proper jailhouse dry bummed at Newcastle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirstys 12th Pint Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Ward Prowse should be in the squad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Tbh I don't even know who we're playing next, but it's fruitless picking players out of position because it's Moldova or whoever, when we should be building a cohesive core of 8/9 players to play together every game regardless of opposition. He simply doesn't know what he's doing. Never has, never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaconowl Posted August 31 Author Share Posted August 31 1 minute ago, Andyben said: Tbh I don't even know who we're playing next, but it's fruitless picking players out of position because it's Moldova or whoever, when we should be building a cohesive core of 8/9 players to play together every game regardless of opposition. He simply doesn't know what he's doing. Never has, never will. Agreed, but I believe he has surpassed even his own levels of stupidity this time around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 We need to play a midfield of Rice Bellingham and Foden every game, no matter what. Potentially the best midfield in world football for the next 10 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkowlthesexynewversion Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 Apparently we are playing some district of England called Scotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 (edited) Well get beat by them if he's in charge Edited August 31 by Andyben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 33 minutes ago, Beaconowl said: How the fuck has @Andyben's mate, Southgate, managed to pick Maguire and Henderson for the latest England Squad??? Give me strength I reckon Henderson has pictures of Southgate doing unspeakable things to a dog whilst a dressed as a school girl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 He's got 77 caps. More than Glenn Hoddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winco Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 4 minutes ago, Reesh said: I reckon Henderson has pictures of Southgate doing unspeakable things to a dog whilst a dressed as a school girl Carry on then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaconowl Posted August 31 Author Share Posted August 31 5 minutes ago, Andyben said: He's got 77 caps. More than Glenn Hoddle. Thats criminal IMO. Glen Hoddle, the team at the time shouldve been built around him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrolMong Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 It’s a puzzling squad. Maguire hasn’t kicked a ball this season, but gets in. Henderson is playing in a pub league, and gets in, Philips is now 10th choice for City, and gets in. First basic rule of international football. You have to be playing at club level. He’s bombed Sterling, which I semi understand because of last season. TAA is in purely to play in midfield, he was dreadful as an orthodox right back last week at Newcastle. If he’s going to play in form players, then it means a team of… Ramsdale, Walker, Colwill, Dunk, Chilwell, Bellingham, Rice, Maddison, Foden, Kane and Saka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirstys 12th Pint Posted August 31 Share Posted August 31 1 hour ago, Andyben said: We need to play a midfield of Rice Bellingham and Foden every game, no matter what. Rice, Bellingham, Foden, Saka, Grealish and Kane plus a Keeper and 4 Defenders. Not difficult is it Gareth ? Apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling_Wolf Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 On 31/08/2023 at 20:47, Reesh said: I reckon Henderson has pictures of Southgate doing unspeakable things to a dog whilst a dressed as a school girl I'm really confused by all this. Is it him that's dressed as a schoolgirl or is it the dog? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylluan Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Henderson broke his silence and said he moved for the challenge and not the money. That he understands the LGBTQ+ community stance surrounding his move but he's disheartened by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrolMong Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 7 minutes ago, Tylluan said: Henderson broke his silence and said he moved for the challenge and not the money. That he understands the LGBTQ+ community stance surrounding his move but he's disheartened by it. The question is… what challenge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylluan Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 27 minutes ago, KrolMong said: The question is… what challenge? Trying to convince us all that it's not about the money 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pook Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 4 hours ago, Tylluan said: Henderson broke his silence and said he moved for the challenge and not the money. That he understands the LGBTQ+ community stance surrounding his move but he's disheartened by it. He's trotted out the old 'positive influence from within' rationalization, as well. Which is hilarious, if actually given a moment's thought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAL Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 He sounds just as big a c@nt as Poulter & Westwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 I know but he doesn't come on here that much anymore mate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoylandOwl Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 8 hours ago, Tylluan said: Henderson broke his silence and said he moved for the challenge and not the money. That he understands the LGBTQ+ community stance surrounding his move but he's disheartened by it. Yeah, course he has. And I'm the new owner of Liverpool FC and I've just sold Mo Salah for £3 and a bag of skips, just because I can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 You'd still make a better chairman than the Rev 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoylandOwl Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 That's some accolade, coming from you. 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 All I’ve ever tried to do is help. And when I’ve been asked for help, I’ve gone above and beyond to help. I’ve worn the laces. I’ve worn the armband.” - Saudi resident Jordan Henderson on his tireless work for the gay community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylluan Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 Is that the armband that got greyed out as soon as he announced his move? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 " I can't be racist I fancy Whitney Houston" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrolMong Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 I liked Henderson as an international and as an England player. Technically good, disciplined, good talker and leader. But his legs went about 2 years back, and we just have much better options in the set-up than him. So the day has come to politely say goodbye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirstys 12th Pint Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 30 minutes ago, KrolMong said: I liked Henderson as an international and as an England player. Technically good, disciplined, good talker and leader. But his legs went about 2 years back, and we just have much better options in the set-up than him. So the day has come to politely say goodbye. Can see this being his last call up. Ward-Prowse should replace him in the squad full time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrolMong Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 21 minutes ago, Hirstys 12th Pint said: Can see this being his last call up. Ward-Prowse should replace him in the squad full time. Agreed. Long term, TAA will fill that role. Calvin Philips is about 8th choice at City (Center halves get into midfield ahead of him) he needs bombing too until he gets a move and regular football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 13 minutes ago, KrolMong said: Agreed. Long term, TAA will fill that role. Calvin Philips is about 8th choice at City (Center halves get into midfield ahead of him) he needs bombing too until he gets a move and regular football. If you mean as the completely unwarranted inclusion in every squad because he plays for Liverpool, then probably. If you mean in Midfield for England....BLOCKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 1 hour ago, KrolMong said: Agreed. Long term, TAA will fill that role. Calvin Philips is about 8th choice at City (Center halves get into midfield ahead of him) he needs bombing too until he gets a move and regular football. TAA is fucking wank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reesh Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 1 hour ago, Andyben said: If you mean as the completely unwarranted inclusion in every squad because he plays for Liverpool, then probably. If you mean in Midfield for England....BLOCKED Can imagine KM in a bar talking with his Polish friends about "Trent" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrolMong Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 TAA gets in the squad, just not to play right back. He gets in ahead of Henderson and Philips. Our squad standard midfield players should be Bellingham, Rice, Ward Prowse, Maddison and TAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrolMong Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 2 minutes ago, Reesh said: TAA is fucking wank! He’s a shit defender, and shouldn’t be anywhere near us defensively, but I would take him as a midfield player for the simple reason that his range of passing is a level up from anyone else we have - especially when we look longer than 20 yards. Would I start him? Nope. In a two you’d go with Rice and Bellingham - which is what we should be playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 37 minutes ago, KrolMong said: TAA gets in the squad, just not to play right back. He gets in ahead of Henderson and Philips. Our squad standard midfield players should be Bellingham, Rice, Ward Prowse, Maddison and TAA. FODEN ideally it would be a diamond four of Rice, Foedn, Bellingham & Grealish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrolMong Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 44 minutes ago, Andyben said: FODEN ideally it would be a diamond four of Rice, Foedn, Bellingham & Grealish Until I see Foden play in a central three at club level, he won’t play there internationally. This is his first season where he is playing centrally behind Haaland and not wide. But I do 100% agree that Foden has to play. I like the idea of a 4-1-4-1 Rice Rashford/Grealish, Bellingham, Foden, Saka Kane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirstys 12th Pint Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 2 hours ago, Reesh said: Can imagine KM in a bar talking with his Polish friends about "Trent" I despise the w*nker, and there are not many people I dislike. PS. I mean 'Trent' not King Mong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirstys 12th Pint Posted September 6 Share Posted September 6 1 hour ago, Andyben said: FODEN ideally it would be a diamond four of Rice, Foedn, Bellingham & Grealish Anyone who does not have Rice, Bellingham, Foden, Saka, Grealish and Kane plus 4 defenders and a Keeper wants royally f@@king off. Maddison making a case as first reserve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Fucking fraud at it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank_Owl2,0 Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 I wouldn’t have TAA or Henderson in my squad, better options available. Henderson is playing in a league that is a best L1 with a smattering of players that might get a game in the PL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrolMong Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 How on earth have Maguire and Henderson got a game?!? One is plying his trade at what is in effect, League One, and the other is 5th choice centre back at a very average premier league side. If James Maddison is playing in a front three… why? He’s a proper ten who plays behind a striker, or at the top of a midfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 He's clueless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Get in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling_Wolf Posted September 9 Share Posted September 9 Some of our passing in that game was shocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyben Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 He needs sacking sharpish or we'll waste another great opportunity to win something next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoylandOwl Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 So, slow and predictable play as per from England. When we got any momentum/pressure, it just dies when we get into/towards the final third. Henderson's involvement was a joke, and his inclusion to the end of the game was even more laughable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owling_Wolf Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 That game was so dull, so lacking in spirit, in initiative. In complete and utter contrast to what I watched shortly afterwards. An England team gutted by a 2nd minute red card in a physical game against powerful opponents. Yet this lot had the wit, initiative and sheer guts to not only stun their opponents but to thrash them. Everything that was missing from our football team last night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto_Man Posted September 10 Share Posted September 10 Herman Maguire getting some hammer for apparently marking one of his team mates when Ukraine scored. Not seen it mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaconowl Posted September 10 Author Share Posted September 10 1 hour ago, Owling_Wolf said: That game was so dull, so lacking in spirit, in initiative. In complete and utter contrast to what I watched shortly afterwards. An England team gutted by a 2nd minute red card in a physical game against powerful opponents. Yet this lot had the wit, initiative and sheer guts to not only stun their opponents but to thrash them. Everything that was missing from our football team last night. Summed up perfectly, Owling. That England rugby performance was everything you have written. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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