Nowt surprises me mate even in central mids/ NE countries level. Parkgate have a kindergarten firm.
When I played at Heanor early 2000s. I slid in at back post to make it 2-2 in last minute, got gobbed on and swung at from 5 or 6 big lads. Never said a dickie or really celebrated. (Bottled it). I had to be escorted of the pitch by the ref, lino's and most of our players.
Tbh I did get home very early that night.
Is it legal to drive in football boots.
Baring that in mind, I'm off to Sunderland with winco and our young un. Maybe it's groundhog day 20 years later.