Phone rings
βHello EFLβ
βHello this is little old Rovrum we were just wondering, cos weβve got our cup final on Sunday and weβve got loads of injuries would it be alright to bend a few rules so we can sign a defender? Pweaseβ
EFL βSorry we couldnβt possibly let you do that who are you playing?β
RUFC β Dem Wendy b@stadsβ
EFL βOh go on then let us know by Friday neet and weβll push it throughβ
Cheers π‘π‘π‘π‘