I don't understand how the one that scores isn't offside when he taps the ball in the net when he well past everyone for the shot that is saved. It gives him an unfair run on the defence.
If you started winding me up in the pub for instance, it's highly unlikely I'd throw a bottle of beer at you so no excuse at a match however much a knob the player is.
For the record I wouldn't waste beer in such a disgraceful way 🤣