You forgot:
7) Chansiri sells us to some chancer and club ends up like Bury
8 ) Chansiri says fuck this and splashes loads of tuna cash and we get back to back promotions (after going down this season) to the prem
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Hmmm, not sure how legit these email are.... I have just sent him a positive email, IF I get a reply I will post on here so you can see how he responds and how it is formatted.