Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

[Skamp]

Unless it's at Old Trafford

https://www.givemesport.com/manchester-united-mice-infestation-hygiene-rating-slashed/

 

Can you imagine reddevilstalk this morning.

 

 

[mkowl]

Well they have a rat called Rashford at the moment 

[Billysboy]

"Radcliffe out, he not got a pot to piss in"

[HoylandOwl]

It’s hardly a surprise though, their facilities have been crumbling for ages. Their stadium too…. 
Although I realise there’s a certain irony in some of the above